BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8518	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchantments Applied:	202	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Villages Defended:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Animals Bred:	75	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	2372	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Trump’s Block Party

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Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6631	Enchantments Applied:	116
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1