Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally shoved a diamond sword up their ass and emerged as the ultimate warrior, slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms with ease. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players compete in butt-stuff challenges for rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild…and maybe keep an eye on where you’re putting those items, just in case.
