BlockBonerz

arousal, attraction, BlockBonerz, captivation, chemistry, Connection, desire, EXCITEMENT, flirtation, Heat, infatuation, Intimacy, Lust, magnetism, Passion, seduction, Sensuality, Spark, stimulation, temptation, turn on

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Are you ready to have your Minecraft world turned upside down and inside out? Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and loves to host impromptu fashion shows in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon strut its stuff in a diamond-studded cape.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the Creepers. Will you join their cause or will you be too busy trying to tame the elusive pink sheep that roams the plains?

And let’s not forget about our resident witch who brews potions that will make you fly higher than a Ghast on a sugar rush. Just be sure to watch out for her mischievous cat familiar who has a penchant for stealing enchanted items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back.

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	226615
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ores Mined:	5846	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Towns Built:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Extra Features: – Claims – Protect your land! – Interactive Chat – Show your items & mention players! – Dual Horses – Ride with a friend!

play.beastsurvival.com:20014

Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Runes Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	1372
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ores Mined:	2063
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!