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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Dimension Hops: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Magic Items Found: 1282 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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