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And if you’re wondering why some people think giving a blowjob is degrading for the girl, well, on our server, we have a whole quest dedicated to solving that mystery. Rumor has it, the answer lies in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in dirty jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe question your sanity along the way.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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