BlockBlasters | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

Mom Broke My Leg Minecraft Server

accident, Blame, BROKE, broken bones, emotional pain, Fall, family, forgiveness, grudge, healing, injury, leg, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, mom, parents, physical pain, Recovery, Resentment, Server, step dad, Support, TACKLE, Trauma, weak bones

Are you tired of blaming your weak bones for all your injuries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustration by building a fortress so strong, not even your stepdad’s tackles can break it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden in the game that can give you unbreakable bones – perfect for those intense PVP battles. So come on, join us and show your stepdad who’s boss in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	148
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, Semen, slurp, slurpitini, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	2252	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RetirementCraft: No College Funds 🤷‍♂️

college, education, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial struggles, financial support, funds, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, long-term consequences, parents, personal responsibility, Retirement, RetirementCraft, sacrifice, selfish, sibling relationships, tough love, ungrateful

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your parents for not helping them financially in their old age? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those pesky real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your parents mooching off your hard-earned money. No more tears, no more guilt trips, just pure gaming bliss.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special quest where you can defeat the entitled parent boss and show them who’s boss. Take that, mom and dad!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama. Let’s block out the negativity together!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

UniverseQs Minecraft SMP

cosmic contemplation, Cosmic exploration, cosmic inquiry, cosmic mysteries, cosmic questions, Cosmic Wonders, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Infinite, introspection, Metaphysical, Minecraft, philosophy, pondering, questions, smp, Universe, Universe Exploration, universe inquiry, universe mysteries, UniverseQs, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only question you ask is “where’s the nearest diamond?” Well, look no further because on our server, the universe asks YOU questions! That’s right, every time you mine a block or slay a creeper, the universe will whisper a deep, thought-provoking question in your ear. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the cosmos at your fingertips? Join now and unlock the mysteries of the universe…or at least have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockCrafters: Interviewing Steve

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil llamas, and mining for diamonds with your pet panda sidekick.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get us started on our custom-made mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” and “Zombie Dance Party.”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and the only rule is to have fun? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FreedomCraft Minecraft Server

activism, civil rights, Democracy, executions, freedom, FreedomCraft, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Justice, Life, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nationwide, Oppression, Political, PROTESTS, resistance, Server, social change, violence, WOMAN

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join our server where we have over 1400+ players executed in just 2 years! why, u ask? well, it all started with a nationwide protest called “Woman, Life, Freedom” and things got a little out of hand. but hey, now we have the most intense and action-packed server around! join us if u dare, and see if u can survive the chaos and madness. who knows, u might even become the next legend of our server! so what r u waiting for? come join us now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Animals Bred:	56	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs

2025, comparison, cost of living, disparity, Economy, employment, Government, higher, income, International, Labor, Living, market trends, minimum wage, Poland, policy, PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs, regulations, Standards, US, wages

lol join this server becuz in this server u can make more money than in poland in 2025!!! like, u can mine diamonds and sell them for like a bazillion dollars!!! also, the pigs in this server can talk and they tell the funniest jokes ever!!! u can also ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world!!! so join now and become the richest, funniest, and most heroic player in the history of minecraft servers!!!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SurvivorSMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft PvP Lifesteal Dungeons Combat Armor Swords Immersive Dynamic Updates World Player versus Player Skills Experience Survival Adventure Multiplayer Community Challenges Crafting, PvP, Survival

With regular updates and an ever-evolving world, SurvivorSMP promises an immersive and dynamic Minecraft experience like no other. Whether you’re more of a PvP player of more of a Lifesteal type of player, SurvivorSMP has everything for you! So grab your swords, equip your best armor, and step into SurvivorSMP’s Dungeons of Doom where you can show off you best combat skills and become the number one Survivor!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Farting Minecraft Crew: A Vanilla Roleplay Server with a 1.20.2 Whitelist

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Community, CREW, Custom Mobs, Discord, enchanting features, Engineering, Events, FARTING, Fisher, FORESTER, Magic, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Roleplay, Server, Smith, Smithing, Vanilla, Whitelist

TFMC Realm Overview

Server Features	Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience
	Custom dungeons for exploration
	Forge your path as a master in various professions
	Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist
	Dynamic world with exclusive events
	Player-Based Economy

FAQs

1. Is this server modded?

No, the server is completely Vanilla with multiple plugins for added features.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by connecting to the server IP or through our Discord channel for more information.

3. What professions can I choose in the game?

You can choose from being a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.

4. Are there custom mobs in the game?

Yes, there are custom mobs along with over 60 Magic Spells for you to explore.

5. Can I build my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can build your own nation and strive to become the best nation on the server.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

3 episode rule, Anime, Babes, blocky, Minecraft, murder, Old anime, Psycho, rape, Server, Trauma, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the NPCs have crazy backstories! Join us and witness the epic tale of a traumatized woman turned psycho after a tragic event, only to be hunted down by players for being too dangerous! It’s like a twisted anime plot come to life, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	905	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Retire in Minecraft SMP

budgeting for retirement, early retirement, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, long term savings, Minecraft, retiré, retirement age, retirement budget, retirement calculations, retirement expenses, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement nest egg, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement savings, retirement savings goal, smp

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hijab-FreeCraft: No More Morality Police

cultural norms, equality, freedom, gender equality, Headscarf, Hijab, HijabFreeCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Islamic law, MIDDLE EAST, morality, Morality Police, Police, president, punishment, religious freedom, social change, strict dress code, UN, violence, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and be whoever u wanna be? well, on this server, u can be the president of iran! u can make all the rules and stuff. but get this, u can also make it so that the morality police can’t bother women about wearing the hijab headscarf anymore! u can be the hero who saves all the women from getting in trouble for what they wear. join this server and be the change u wanna see in the world! plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other players who are just as awesome as u. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be the president of iran in minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dragon Craft, where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream. Join today for a roaring good time!

Adults, Armor statues, BUILD, Bundles, Chill, Community, Craft, cream, Datapacks, Dragon.., ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Good, Ice, Join, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, nether portals, player heads, Plugins, Projects, respectful, Roaring, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Time, Today, Updates, Vanilla

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy the game together within a 20k world border.
Does the world reset with every Minecraft update?	No, the world will expand with every update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without fear of losing progress.
What kind of experience does the server offer?	Draconicraft offers a chill, respectful experience for adults to play together.
What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?	The server aims to provide an authentic survival experience with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun extras.
Where can I get more information and join the server?	Join our Discord Server at https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr and fill out our application form to get started!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8624	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Pride Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, AMERICANS, blocky, controversy, cultural norms, discrimination, distinguished man, Diversity, equality, fagness, Homophobia, inclusion, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, lgbtqwertyuiop, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, pride, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a rainbow explosion of fun and chaos! Join us and experience the wildest adventures in blocky land.

We’ve got unicorns roaming the plains, talking cows giving out quests, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our custom rainbow-colored diamond armor – it’s fabulous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who can grant you three wishes if you can catch them. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Sweet!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most colorful Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fagness and lgbtqwertyuiop madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2719	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft SMP: The Headache Patient

Chronic pain, constant headaches, headache, headache awareness, headache causes, headache diagnosis, headache management, headache medication, headache prevention, headache relief, headache remedies, headache specialist, headache support, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, health issue, medical condition, Minecraft, patient, smp, SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS, treatment options

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your constant headaches! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS while building your dream base and battling other players in epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3