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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1248 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!