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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5823 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!