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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2860 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!