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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7553 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Animals Bred: | 129 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4530 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 466 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!