BlockBlast Minecraft Server

Applications, Arms export, arms trade, BlockBlast, Conflict, defense industry, embargo, foreign policy, government decision, human rights violations, humanitarian concerns, international relations, Israel, licence, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, pending review, Server, suspension, uk, weapons

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure rainbow glitter and our creepers give out free hugs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Metaphor Minecraft Server

Arena, art, Birthday Chart, Crafty, Draw Corner, GoogleDocs, guides, internet archive, Media assets, metaphor, Minecraft, Music, OC, P5B.jp, P5M.jp, P5U.jp, Persona, persona 3, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Server, Spammer Tech, Stage Plays

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful meadow. You’ll never know what crazy events or challenges await you around every corner.

2. We have a secret underground village filled with villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Trust me, you’ve never seen moves like this before.

3. Our server has a special portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. It’s a real blast!

4. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like an Ender Dragon. Who needs wings when you have that kind of power?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those breakdancing villagers…they’re known to challenge newcomers to dance-offs.

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

No Kids Allowed Minecraft SMP

Allowed, BDSM, Celibacy, childfree, children, contradiction, Fatherhood, good father, Happiness, Happy, Immodesty, influence, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, modesty, monk, Offspring, Religious, Reproduction, responsive, Smile, smp, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and taming wolves? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible!

Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MomCraft Minecraft Server

bad mom, child health, Communication, customer complaints, customer expectations, customer interaction, customer satisfaction, customer service, difficult customer, fast food, food preparation, food service, gluten-free bread, Minecraft, MomCraft, parenting, picky eater, Restaurant, rude customer, sandwich artist, Server, Subway, workplace etiquette

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic sandwich-making adventures! Our “sandwich artist” players work tirelessly to create the perfect gluten-free sandwiches, complete with extra cheese and meat galore. Watch out for the picky customers who demand all the veggies and half-off discounts for the slightest bread touch! Will you be able to satisfy their outrageous requests and keep your cool like a true sandwich artist? Join now for a chance to show off your sandwich-making skills and deal with the most demanding customers in the Minecraft world!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PreggoRoomieDrama

7 months along, affordable housing, aita, apartment rentals, baby daddy, cheap rent, crying, family, Lease, living standards, motherhood experience, move out, Nursery, PreggoRoomieDrama, Pregnant, refusing to move out, Rent, roommate, terrible salary, valid

Hey there, are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than Becca’s baby daddy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual nursery for Becca’s baby, complete with pixelated cribs and baby creepers. Who needs real-life drama when you can experience the chaos of Minecraft instead?

Don’t worry about getting kicked out like poor OP in the story above. On our server, everyone is welcome to stay and build to their heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict “no crying over virtual blocks” policy – unless they’re tears of joy from finding diamonds, of course.

So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own baby daddy (or mommy) in the pixelated world of Minecraft. See you there!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WishMoreKnown – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, WishMoreKnown

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive pink sheep that roams the lands. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the pink sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on their next performance? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle fit for a chicken king!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	53
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Emeralds Found:	5733	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyPilotShutdown

Air Canada, Airline (Industry), airline employees, airline shutdown, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), Canadian airlines, contract talks, CraftyPilotShutdown, Deadlock, labor agreement, labor conflict, labor deadlock, labor dispute, labor negotiations, labor relations, labor union, negotiations, pilots union, Shut down, strike

🤣🤣🤣 OMG you guys, forget about Air Canada, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why waste time flying when you can build your own virtual world with us? 🌍✈️

Our server is so lit, even Air Canada pilots are ditching their planes to join us! They’re like, “Forget about flying, I wanna mine diamonds and fight creepers!” 💎💥

We’ve got more excitement than a turbulence-filled flight, with crazy mini-games, epic battles, and secret treasure hunts! 🎮🏰

So come on, leave Air Canada in the dust and join our server for the ultimate gaming adventure! Who needs real life when you’ve got Minecraft, right? 😂🤪🎮 #MinecraftOverAirCanada

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Rainy City vs Rural Land

Cities, city, city planning, climate change, climate data, countryside, environmental impact, geographical study, global study, Land, meteorology, precipitation, Rainfall, Rainy, Rural, rural areas, rural communities, urban areas, urban development, urbanization, water management, weather analysis, weather patterns

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the rain can’t stay away? That’s right, our server is so hype that even Mother Nature herself is like, “I gotta shower these players with some extra love!”

We did a global study, y’all, and turns out 60% of cities get more rain than the boring countryside. So why settle for a basic server when you can join us and get all that sweet, sweet rainfall action? Imagine building your epic castle while the rain pours down, making everything all dramatic and epic.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in our city-themed world? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground rain dance party or discover a hidden temple where the rain never stops. The possibilities are endless, my dudes.

So come on, join us and experience the rain-soaked madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s get wet and wild, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4726
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Aphmau is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her work in the gaming and animation communities. She rose to fame for her Minecraft roleplay series and has since amassed millions of followers across various social media platforms. With a focus on family-friendly content and storytelling, Aphmau has established herself as a leading figure in the online entertainment industry.

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Which servers are like Noob-Friendly ?

Active Staff, add-ons, Awesome, building, Claims, Community, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, friendly players, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, small server, Survival, Teleportation, Vanilla

Some similar Minecraft servers to Noob-Friendly include:

Friendly Vanilla: This server offers a similar semi-vanilla survival experience with claims and teleportation options, perfect for players looking for a relaxed and friendly community.
Beginner’s Haven: Catering to new players, this server provides a supportive environment for those just starting out in the world of Minecraft. With helpful plugins and a welcoming community, it’s a great alternative to Noob-Friendly .
CasualCraft: A casual survival server with a focus on community building and friendly gameplay. With quality of life add-ons and a laid-back atmosphere, it’s a great choice for players who enjoy the social aspect of Minecraft.
ChillCraft: This server offers a chill and relaxed environment for players looking to unwind and enjoy the game at their own pace. With similar features to Noob-Friendly , it’s a great option for those seeking a slower-paced Minecraft experience.

Whether you’re a beginner looking for a supportive community or a seasoned player seeking a laid-back server to enjoy, these Minecraft servers similar to Noob-Friendly have something for everyone. Give them a try and find your new favorite gaming destination today!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Middle School Market

Adventure, alliances, challenge, Combat, Competition, Economy, gameplay, Hardcore, loyalty, MCMMO, MONEY, Progression, PvP, Ranks, REWARD, Risk, Rivalry, strategy, success, Survival, teamwork, Trading, wealth

Welcome to Market SMP! play.marketsmp.com

Here, it’s all about climbing the ranks and amassing wealth! Your rank reflects your success, and the more money you earn, the higher you rise. But beware—this server is not for the faint-hearted!

Survival of the Wealthiest: Earn Your Rank: Accumulate money through gameplay to rise through the ranks. Fight for Wealth: Engage in combat to claim a portion of your opponent’s riches and knock them down a rank. Risk and Reward: If you die, you’ll lose a percentage of your hard-earned money and face demotion.

Every decision matters—will you thrive or fall? Team up, trade, or take down your rivals. Your journey to the top starts now!

Good luck, and may you climb ever higher!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	173
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SMP Valley

1:500 scale, claims enabled, Earth, hard mode, Homes, PvP enabled, SMP Valley, Survival, team-up, Tpa

~~~~~~~~SMP Valley~~~~~~~~ 1:500 scale version of earth! Claims enabled! PvP enabled! Team up and work together! TPA and Homes! Hard mode enabled, will you survive?

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	81

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Exalted Kingdom: Where factions battle it out in hardcore fashion, no PVP for the faint-hearted!

1.8.9, battle, Beta, Discord, exalted, exclusive offers, Factions, fainthearted, fashion, Hardcore, Kingdom, Medieval, Minecraft, notch Apples, Promoters, protection 4, PvP, Raiding, referral pay, Shop, Spawners, Tnt, Wither Raiding

Exalted Kingdom Factions Server Overview

Description	A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version 1.8.9. No pay-to-win system, players must work for their success. Spawners available in shop at high prices. Gameplay includes wither raiding, TNT raiding, Protection 4 armor for PvP, and notch Apples.
Promoters	We are looking for promoters who will be paid a percentage for referrals that lead to purchases in the shop. Join our Discord for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server launch?	The server is planned to launch within 1 month.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, players cannot pay to be the best. Success must be earned through gameplay.
Are spawners available in the shop?	Yes, but at expensive prices.
What type of gameplay can be expected?	Wither raiding, TNT raiding, Protection 4 armor for PvP, and notch Apples.
How can I become a promoter?	Join our Discord for more information on becoming a promoter and earning referral rewards.

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Clay’s Eureka Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, Clays, control, DOMINANCE, ENTITLEMENT, eureka, gender dynamics, incel, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, power, rape, rape culture, Server, sexual marketplace, toxic behavior, toxic beliefs, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, violence, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality for all players! We understand that sometimes the world can be a tough place, especially when it comes to dating and relationships. That’s why we offer a safe space for guys like you and me to come together and take back what’s rightfully ours – by raiding and pillaging villages, of course!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to show those pesky villagers who’s boss. No longer will we be slaves to their demands for emeralds and wheat. It’s time to take what we want and show them who’s really in charge.

And don’t worry about those pesky women trying to control us. We’ve got a strict “no girls allowed” policy on our server. Because let’s face it, women are just out to use us for their own gain. It’s time to stand up for ourselves and show them who’s really in control.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking what’s rightfully ours and having a good time doing it. Who needs women when you’ve got a pack of wolves to raid villages with? Let’s show them who’s boss and have some fun while we’re at it. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Crew – Minecraft SMP

Archive, character profiles, Community, Crafty, CREW, critique, donuts, Edition, Eicon search tool, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, gay blues, kinks, Minecraft, pastebin, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take donuts to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a stick at. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community so crazy you’ll never want to leave.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where you can roleplay as a donut-loving superhero with a secret fetish for unicorns? Or maybe you want to be a pirate who sails the high seas in search of the legendary booty (not that kind, you dirty-minded player!).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyways?). Let’s get this party started and see where our crazy characters take us next!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NeuroCraft Minecraft Server

autism diagnosis, Communication Issues, coworker dynamics, coworker relationships, handling conflict, interrupting conversations, meeting disruptions, meeting etiquette, Minecraft, navigating workplace dynamics, NeuroCraft, neurodiversity, neurotypical behavior, professional behavior, respectful communication, Server, support in the workplace, Unmasking, workplace boundaries, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be your real authentic self just like Jess trying to unmask at work! We encourage all players to let their crazy flags fly high and interrupt each other in the most outrageous ways possible.

Join us for meetings where you can talk over each other, steamroll conversations, and cause chaos like never before. Just like Jess, you can feel free to ignore the agenda and go off on wild tangents that have nothing to do with the topic at hand.

But beware, if you try to politely ask someone to wait their turn or finish your own thought, you might be accused of being rude and unsupportive of unmasking. Don’t worry though, our boss is always available to mediate these ridiculous disputes and keep the drama going strong.

So come on down to our server and let your inner asshole shine bright! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining and full of unexpected twists and turns?

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.