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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 727 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!