Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have billionaires from Wall Street and the tech world flocking to our server because they know it’s the place to be.

Join us and you might just run into Elon Musk building a rocket ship out of blocks or Warren Buffet trading diamonds for emeralds. Who needs politics when you can have a virtual economy run by the richest players in the game?

So come on, join us and see why even the billionaires are choosing to spend their time on our server. Who knows, you might even strike it rich yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5099 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Enchantments Applied: 197

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Runes Activated: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Emeralds Found: 109
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    – Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 271448 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4755
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Villages Defended: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Potions Brewed: 196 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

    UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

    Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 468 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

    Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

    Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

    But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Runes Activated: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 203 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Mines Excavated: 2811
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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