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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7626 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
New Chunks Explored: | 792745 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 176 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 193 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?