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Players: 107/500 Votes: 5875
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rom-com plot? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mindfuck movie of the Minecraft world! Join us if you want your brain to be twisted like a pretzel and your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just going to build a quaint little house and mine some diamonds. But oh no, that’s not how things work here. Suddenly, their house was upside down, the diamonds turned into emeralds, and the chickens started speaking in Shakespearean English. It was a wild ride, let me tell you.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck movie of a Minecraft server, come join us! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Your reality will be shattered, your expectations will be twisted, and your mind will be thoroughly fucked. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 8987
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 3336
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Dimension Hops: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 964
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3463 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 5810
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Dimension Hops: 14 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Emeralds Found: 3708
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 5826
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 8255
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 5071
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Votes: 4532 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Ores Mined: 3045 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 7080
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Farms Harvested: 114 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Dimension Hops: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

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    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 4901
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Star Shards Collected: 246
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 1102
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dimension Hops: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 6569
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Falling into the Void: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 3086
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Potions Brewed: 164 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 9985
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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  • FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

    FratPartyGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 8101
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2931 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 122 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

    Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

    Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

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