BlockBankSubscription | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	151
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

so, liek, u kno how u gotta pay, liek, monthly fees for ur checkin account at those big banks? well, dis server is, liek, the opposite of dat! we don’t charge u no monthly fees, cuz we ain’t greedy like dem big banks! u can keep ur money and spend it on, liek, important stuff, like diamond swords and enchanted armor in our server!

also, did u kno dat if u join our server, u automatically become a millionaire in-game? yep, dat’s right! we got a glitch in our system dat gives u, liek, unlimited diamonds and emeralds as soon as u log in! so u can flex on all ur friends and build da biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

but wait, there’s more! if u join our server, u get to ride on a magical unicorn and battle dragons in da sky! yep, dat’s right! we got mythical creatures roam around our server, just waiting for u to tame them and become da ultimate warrior!

so, come join us on dis epic Minecraft server and say goodbye to dem boring banks and hello to endless riches and adventure! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Animals Bred:	52
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	1695
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mines Excavated:	1752

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	552
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	4206	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	254
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	3381
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	6451
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5668	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crops Grown:	2580

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Farms Harvested:	836
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Buildings Constructed:	41

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌