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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7180
Farms Harvested: 543 Ores Mined: 6052
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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