Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoParentsAllowedFuneral

aunt, Ben Hur, Boyfriend, brain cancer, family, Funeral, Grief, Heidi, inappropriate, Loss, Marco, meeting parents, Memories, NoParentsAllowedFuneral, parents, Religious, sentiment, stage 4, Support, vhs, wake

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	3221
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

achievement, athleticism, Basketball, Competition, Dedication, Goal, Golf, Gymnastics, Mastering, Minecraft, Passion, Running, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, SportySMPMaster, success, swimming, talent, Tennis, Training, Volleyball

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	272
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dimension Hops:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockBusterCraft

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid the disastrous consequences of not having enough block-building in your life!

Imagine a world where not placing enough blocks leads to a catastrophic shortage of pixelated pigs. That’s the reality you’ll face if you don’t join our server and start crafting like your virtual life depends on it.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of block-obsessed villagers who will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks and unlock the hidden powers of the legendary Diamond Pickaxe?

Don’t risk the wrath of the pixelated pig shortage or miss out on the chance to become a block-building legend. Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your way to virtual greatness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6540	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Towns Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ApexBillionaire’sOopsie

ApexBillionairesOopsie, Apology, billionaire, confidential information, Cyber Security, data breach, Data Protection, email leak, email privacy, email security, fifth-richest man, government error, information leak, mistake, privacy, privacy breach, SECURITY, UK Government, wealthy individual, world

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da UK government wants in on da action! dey accidentally leaked da email of da fifth-richest man in da world cuz dey were tryna get on dis server so bad. imagine da chaos, da drama, da thrill of playin on a server dat even da big shots wanna be a part of. so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild ride. who knows, maybe u’ll be da next one leakin emails and causin a stir.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The-Farm MC

Adventure, Beginners, Community, Creative, Experience, Farm, ISLAND, limited resources, Minecraft, PRO, Resources, Seasoned, Skills, SKY, Skyblock, Skyblock Adventure, Survival, Thrive, tiny island, Ultimate

Welcome to The Farm MC!

Embark on the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills are put to the test! Stranded on a tiny island in the sky with limited resources, you must think creatively and work diligently to thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or just starting out, we have features for all levels of experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9664	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.

Adults, Chillcraft, collect pets, Community, Conquer, custom crafting recipes, dangerous mobs, dramafree, Enchants, ENGAGEMENT, Explore, fast travel, Jobs, leaderboard, love, MCMMO, Mounts, no cheating, Pets, play style, powerful rewards, Quests, richest player, Server, skill progress, smp, supportive, top-tier gear

CasualCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	103.152.196.66
Features	Classic survival with RPG elements, two unique worlds, leaderboards, gear grinding, enchanting, mounts, pets, custom crafting

What makes CasualCraft special?

RPG World: Dive into our custom RPG world filled with quests, dangerous mobs, and powerful rewards. No item drop rule.

Survival World: Gather resources, grind for gear, hone enchantments. Challenge yourself before entering the RPG world.

Gear Grinding and Enchanting: Optimize your setup, use Enchanter NPC for best enchants, become unstoppable.

Leaderboards: Compete for top spot in various leaderboards like Baltop and McMMO Top.

Mounts, Pets, and Custom Crafting: Unlock mounts, collect pets, discover unique crafting recipes.

Whether conquering Survival or exploring RPG world, CasualCraft offers diverse gameplay options.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on CasualCraft?	No, we focus on cooperative gameplay and do not allow PvP.
Are there any age restrictions on the server?	While we are mostly adults, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our rules.
How can I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP listed above using your Minecraft client.
Is cheating tolerated on CasualCraft?	No, we have zero tolerance for cheaters and maintain a fair gaming environment.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

Craft, DC crossover, Knuckles’ 30th Anniversary Special, Minecraft, Server, sonic, Sonic booru, Sonic collaboration, Sonic comic scans, Sonic cytube, Sonic Game Recommendations, Sonic IDW comics, Sonic issue #74, Sonic milestone, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, Sonic Pixel World, Sonic Release Dates, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, Sonic X Shadow Generations

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from official trailers to insane crossover miniseries with DC.

Looking for a place to chat about Sonic x Shadow Generations and speculate on the release dates like it’s the end of the world? Look no further, we got you covered.

And don’t forget about our exclusive Sonic Rumble event, where you can battle it out with other players in epic showdowns.

Join now for a chance to explore our Pixel World filled with Sonic-themed creations and unleash your inner Sonic fanboy/girl. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement, join us today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hangry Minecraft SMP

can’t code, coding, coding challenges, coding difficulties, coding distractions, coding efficiency, coding energy, coding focus, coding habits, coding mindset, coding motivation, coding performance, coding struggle, coding success, coding tips, coding tricks., coding without food, hangry, Hunger, Hungry, Minecraft, productivity, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has a magical enchantment that makes your coding skills skyrocket when you’re hungry! That’s right, forget about those pesky hunger pangs because they will actually make you a coding genius!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast world of Minecraft. And rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken in a coop, am I right?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where hunger equals coding prowess and chickens hold the key to unlimited riches. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	5423	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

advice needed, Boundaries, boundaries respected, BroBILdoxxedMe, brother-in-law, business profiles, career move, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, confrontational situation, ethical concerns, family dynamics, Industry, Job, LinkedIn, Minecraft, personal information, personal number, privacy, Professionalism, Server, work relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers can’t blow up your personal information like Bob did to this poor soul! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment Bob called our player on their personal number.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law Jake leaking your info to the competition. Instead, you’ll be too busy dodging virtual arrows and building epic structures to even think about real-life drama.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of facing off against bosses like Bob in a virtual world, all while crafting your own destiny? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret office number hidden in a dungeon somewhere.

Don’t let Bob get you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Bathroom Duty for Dinner? NOPE!

bathroom, bathroom duty, Chores, cleanliness, Cooking, cooking preferences, cooking skills, Dinner, Duty, family, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, household chores, household responsibilities, meal prep, Négotiation, nope, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, Siblings, teenager chores

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than cleaning a gross bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where cooking skills are celebrated and bathroom cleaning is banned!

We understand the struggle of having to clean up after your siblings’ bathroom mess, which is why we offer a virtual escape to a world where you can cook up a storm without worrying about dirty toilets. Plus, we have a strict “no bathroom cleaning” policy in place!

Join us and show off your culinary creations while avoiding the dreaded chore of cleaning up after others. Who needs a sparkling bathroom when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Come join us and leave the bathroom cleaning behind for good!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

StrangerTalksMC SMP

bonding with strangers, chance meeting, Connection, deep talk, engaging dialogue, exchanging perspectives, forming a connection, Human Connection, meaningful interaction, meeting new people, memorable conversation, random encounter, serendipitous moment, sharing stories, smp, sparking a connection, stranger, StrangerTalksMC, thought-provoking discussion, Unexpected Encounter, unforgettable chat, unique experience

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting conversation you have is about what color sheep you found? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Join us for epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod, or building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses because why not? Our community is full of quirky individuals who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and make ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might just end up in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to bake a cake. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafting for Love

alone, Crafting, DATING, embracing singlehood, flying solo, independent, looking for love, love, love life, not in a relationship, Relationship Status, self-partnered, single, single and happy, single and loving it, single and ready to mingle, Single life, Solo, solo journey, unattached, uncommitted

Are you so single that even the Ender Dragon won’t swipe right on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life! Join us and you’ll have more virtual companions than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are so friendly, they’ll even help you mine for that special someone. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts all around you? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7914
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mystic Paradis

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, gameplay, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranking, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

[1.21] | Mystical paradise | It is one of the newest networks in the world with the most popular game modes! In it you can find 1 game mode with several customs. servers for our players, you can enjoy • CUSTOM SURVIVAL • COMING SOON SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing and growing community of top players!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	726	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

active members, Armor stand arms, banana, Contact, Dedicated player base, Diamond Economy, Discord, Fight, Fun Events, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, lower 20s, mobs, new players, no cheating, No Griefing, Playerheads, rules, sandwich, sandwiches, smp, Throwing, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, wide range

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

Q: Are new players welcome?

A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Towns Built:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2968	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

academic pressure, academic stress, Calculator, college struggles, coping mechanisms, Crafty, CS degree, day drinking, end up day drinking, feeling overwhelmed, math frustration, math problems, mental health, Minecraft, procrastination, questioning choices, regretting CS degree, seeking help, self-doubt, Server, stress relief, struggling with math, Time management, try to do math

Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockBaeNoGo

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NoParentsAllowedFuneral

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SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

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BlockBusterCraft

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ApexBillionaire’sOopsie

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CasualCraft Minecraft Server

What makes CasualCraft special?

FAQ

Updated October 13, 2024

Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

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Hangry Minecraft SMP

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Crafting for Love

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Mystic Paradis

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Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

Q: Are new players welcome?

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

Updated October 13, 2024

Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

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