BlockBae Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee not to invade your personal space like this girl’s boyfriend!

Join us and never worry about someone reading your diary or using “AI engineering tools” to figure out your secrets. Our players know that boundaries are important, and we make sure to respect them at all times.

Plus, we promise not to corner you in a virtual bed and make you feel claustrophobic. Our virtual beds are spacious and cozy, just the way you like it.

So come join our server and leave all the drama behind. We may not have sororities or frat guys, but we do have a community that values privacy and personal space. Don’t let your Minecraft experience be ruined by boundary-crossing players – join us today for a safe and respectful gaming environment!

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Villages Defended:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	3708	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1570
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Votes:	7458
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6962	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Love Letters Sent:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Chimeras Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Farms Harvested:	502
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Enchantments Applied:	87	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DisgustCraft

aversion, BDSM, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic practice, kink, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, role-play, sexual desire, sexual preference, taboo, turn off, turn on, Unconventional, unconventional sexual behavior, UNUSUAL

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3320
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.

Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).

DefenseCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, Damage, Defense, defense industry, DefenseCraft, emergency, Equipment, evacuation, Fire, Firefighters, Incident, Institute, investigation, Minecraft, Moscow, Prevention, response, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, Training

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mines Excavated:	2125
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	124	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava is the drama! we’ve got more fire than a russian defense institute, and our players are always bringing the heat with their crazy builds and pvp skills.

rumor has it that the fire was actually started by a group of griefers who were trying to steal top secret military blueprints, but ended up burning the whole place down instead. now the institute is in ruins, but our server is still going strong!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as lit as a russian inferno, come join us and see if you can survive the flames! just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good.

CraftyPenceWarDenial

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	264	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so, u kno dis server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join, bro. like, u can build ur own castle and stuff, but dat aint even da best part.

get dis, deres dis secret underground dungeon where u can find da rarest items and like, fight off evil mobs and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gonna be on da edge of ur seat da whole time.

oh, and get dis, one time dis player found a hidden portal dat took dem to a whole new dimension where dey had to battle giant chickens. like, what even is dat? it’s so crazy, u gotta see it for urself.

and da best part is, u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests together. like, u can be like a squad of warriors taking on da world. it’s so epic, u gonna be talking about it for weeks.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Land Quest: Agri Trend Study

#sustainability, agri, agricultural land types, agriculture, Analysis, Biodiversity, conservation, data analysis, differential impacts, ecosystem interactions, Ecosystem Services, Environment, farming practices, Land, land management, land transitions, Quest, research, researchers, soil health, study, topographical gradients, transitional trends, trend

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2410	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like turn pigs into flying unicorns and build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits and shark-infested waters!

Our researchers have analyzed all the land types in the game and found the best spots to build your epic bases. We even have special topographical gradients that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have insane ecosystem service interactions that will make you question reality. Join now for a wild ride and never look back!