BlockBabies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8571	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2222
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Alien Abductions:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8022	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Items Found:	6766
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6336	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	7570
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2861
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	123
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	148	Love Letters Sent:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!