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Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

abortion, Argument, BELIEF, consequences, controversial, Crafty, debate, Ethics, Legal, Manslaughter, MAYHEM, miscarriage, moral, murder, perspective, pregnancy loss, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, society, Tragedy, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Animals Bred:	112	Void Gems Collected:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3067

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

Brain, Craft, dot, sleepy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	182629
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	533750	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4967	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchantments Applied:	132
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
New Chunks Explored:	188253	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	85	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ores Mined:	1940
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

172.240.87.32:23950

LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

play.limesmp.fun

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Players:	109/400	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Towns Built:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52