What really fucks you up as you grow older? Trying to survive on a Minecraft server without joining our epic community! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insane adventures that await you here.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly zombies start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And let’s not forget about the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a giant spider with a diamond sword, and even build a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Buildings Constructed: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Salvage The Anime Minecraft Server

    Salvage The Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant robot piloted by a talking cat shows up and challenges you to a duel. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle mythical creatures, build epic structures with your friends, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Potions Brewed: 162 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 415
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

    Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is in desperate need of more Canadian players because, let’s face it, we need more maple syrup and politeness in our lives. Plus, have you ever seen a moose try to play Minecraft? It’s hilarious!

    Join us for epic battles against evil beavers, intense hockey matches on the ice rink we built in-game, and don’t even get us started on the poutine parties we have every Friday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten poutine while mining for diamonds.

    So come on, eh? Join our server and let’s show those Americans how it’s done, eh?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HateCraft Minecraft Server

    HateCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting poked with holes are creepers trying to sneak up on you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no unexpected surprises like a husband who sabotages birth control. Our server is a safe space for all players, no shady behavior allowed! So come on over and build your dream world without any baby daddy drama. Trust us, you won’t find any AHs here, just friendly gamers ready to explore and create together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Void Armor Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LockOutLootOut

    LockOutLootOut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your cheating husband drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and escape the real world craziness.

    Our server is filled with surprises just like finding perfume on your husband’s clothes. But don’t worry, there are no flirty messages here, just friendly banter and epic adventures.

    Unlike changing the locks on your cheating spouse, on our server, you can build and create without any drama. And if you ever feel like throwing something out the window, just toss a block into the abyss (or maybe just into the virtual dumpster).

    Join us now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? Plus, we promise not to judge you for overreacting or blocking your ex on social media. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3307 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AxisCraft: UkrTroopsInvadeRU

    AxisCraft: UkrTroopsInvadeRU
    so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? then BOOM, ukrainian troops come storming in from russia on a new axis! like, who even knew that was possible in Minecraft, right? it’s like a whole new level of PVP action, but with a twist! join our server for the most epic battles you’ll ever experience, plus you might even get to ride a flying pig into battle or something crazy like that. seriously, this server is lit AF, you gotta join now before the ukrainian troops take over the whole dang place!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Farms Harvested: 445 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Repost Her Content Minecraft Server

    Repost Her Content Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who have mastered the art of building giant statues of Steve riding a pig. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait, is that a stack of enchanted golden apples? Join us today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server…but you didn’t hear that from us.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magic Items Found: 6628
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SMP – Bra Vibe Minecraft

    SMP – Bra Vibe Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is a wild ride from start to finish, with no rules and no limits to what you can do.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter giant flying squids, talking cows, or even a group of friendly creepers who just want to party. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BabyTalkCraft

    BabyTalkCraft
    Are you tired of your dad constantly babytalking you and asking for snackie-snacks on a Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the cringy dad jokes and build your own snackie-snack empire without any parental interference!

    We promise no one will ask you to pass the juice-juice or babytalk you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their age or relationship with their parents.

    Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free snackie-snack dispenser in your virtual house! Who needs real-life parents when you have unlimited snackie-snacks in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward family interactions in the virtual world!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CelebLife Minecraft SMP

    CelebLife Minecraft SMP
    Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the biggest difference is that instead of paparazzi following you around, it’s creepers trying to blow you up! Join our server for a chance to live like a true Minecraft superstar, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in our world, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players. So why live a boring, normal life when you could be living it up in our crazy, celebrity-filled Minecraft world? Join now and start your journey to fame and fortune (or at least a really cool castle).

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyAnxiousGamer

    CraftyAnxiousGamer
    Are you tired of constantly feeling on edge and stressed out in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

    Our server is specially designed for anxious individuals looking for a virtual escape from the chaos of everyday life. Need a break from social interactions? No problem! You can play solo or team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with anxiety.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Alpaca, a mystical creature that roams the virtual landscape offering words of wisdom and comfort to those in need. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Anxiety Alpaca, your anxiety levels will decrease by 1000%!

    So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your anxiety-induced habits. Who knew that a virtual world could be the key to finding peace and relaxation?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Villages Defended: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • VITA MC Vanilla+ & a sprinkle of modded madness!

    VITA MC Vanilla+ & a sprinkle of modded madness!
    IP play.vita-mc.net

    Overview:

    Vita MC is the perfect Minecraft server for players seeking adventure, creativity, and community. With our custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead, and a friendly international community, there’s always something new to explore and create. Our server supports both Java and Bedrock, and is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards. Come and build your legacy with us!

    Features:

    Whether you’re a master builder, a daring explorer, or a creative adventurer, Vita MC has a place for you. Join us today and start your adventure in the ultimate modded Minecraft community!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock? Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.
    What is the custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead? Full Steam Ahead is a unique modpack designed to enhance gameplay and creativity with new features, items, and mechanics.
    Are there regular events and challenges on the server? Yes, the server hosts thrilling events and challenges for players to compete in and earn rewards.
    Is there a staff team available to assist players? Yes, there is a friendly and helpful staff team ready to assist players with any questions or issues they may have.
    What kind of quests and adventures can players expect on Vita MC? Players can embark on epic quests in custom adventure areas, complete missions, battle custom mobs, solve puzzles, and shape their own stories.

    For more information, visit our website: vita-mc.net

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Fabulous Rainbow Minecraft Server

    Fabulous Rainbow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible – even a feminine gay boy finding love with a traditional straight man and becoming his wife!

    Join us for a wild ride of love, acceptance, and building epic structures together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own unexpected love story on our server. So come on, join us and let’s break all the rules in the best way possible!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Concerning Elf Obsession Minecraft SMP

    Concerning Elf Obsession Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of all the elf drama on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is 100% elf-free! We have a strict no-elf policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, who wants to deal with those gross, loud, and annoying ears anyway?

    Join us and escape the elf madness by building epic structures, battling fearsome mobs, and exploring vast, untamed lands. And remember, dating an elf is a surefire way to bring disaster and ruin upon your virtual life – so why risk it?

    Instead, spend your time on our server watching hilarious vtubers like Pekora and Suisei, who are definitely not elves. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and leave the elf drama behind – your sanity will thank you.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!

    LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being both Asian and Latina is not only possible but encouraged! We believe in diversity and representation, just like the musical theater world should. Join us and show off your unique heritage while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    We have a special role-playing section where you can reenact the drama of being miscast in a school production. Confront your enemies, stand up for yourself, and maybe even throw in a savage insult or two (in a virtual setting, of course).

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be both Asian and Latina in our server. Embrace your heritage, shut down the haters, and have a blast in our crazy and inclusive community. Join now and show the world that Vanessa can be Asian too!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • LifeIsHardButSMPFun

    LifeIsHardButSMPFun
    Are you tired of the real world constantly bringing you down? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape all your problems and live your best blocky life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Come chill with us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting in your face. Trust us, it’s a real bonding experience.

    Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild? Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect playground for all your building dreams. Whether you want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks or build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Just don’t ask where the cake came from… it’s a long story.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 884388 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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