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Neuro Swarm Kingdom 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, game integration, games, Kingdom, merchandise, Music, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Schedule, singing, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, have you heard of Neuro-sama? She’s like this crazy AI overlord in our Minecraft server, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But wait, there’s more! She’s got a TTS software, a VTube Studio model, and she’s learning to sing, play games, and collab with other VTubers. It’s like having a virtual idol in your chat! Join /swarm/ today and bow down to our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule here: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And don’t forget to follow her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and X! Plus, she’s got some sick music videos and clips that you gotta see.

Want to learn about AI but don’t get it? Neuro-sama’s got you covered with educational videos and resources. And if you’re really serious about AI, she’s got some advanced stuff for you too.

Oh, and did I mention the merch? Get your Neuro-sama gear at neurosama.shop and show your support for our AI overlord.

Don’t miss out on the VODs, LoRA archive, and game integration on our server. It’s a wild ride with Neuro-sama leading the way!

Previous thread? Who cares! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, praise Neuro-sama!

BreakupBnB Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BreakupBnB, child support, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, family, forgiveness, Frustration, Help, Manipulation, Minecraft, Rent, roommate, sacrifice, Server, sister, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Votes:	2679
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Animals Bred:	84
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is a safe haven from real-life drama, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic exes getting in the way. Plus, we have a strict “no child support drama” policy, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unexpected texts from your sister’s ex.

Join us now and leave the real world behind – no rent payments required, just endless fun and creativity!

NoSleepSquadMC

Boundaries, Communication, difficult conversations, family dynamics, friendship, guest accommodations, Hospitality, houseguests, Inheritance, long distance friendship, mental challenges, mental health, NoSleepSquadMC, personal space, respecting boundaries, self-care, setting boundaries, sleepover, social etiquette, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of villagers start a gossip circle about who stole the diamond blocks. Or how about the time a creeper tried to audition for the server talent show by blowing up the stage? Oh, and let’s not forget the time a player built a roller coaster that accidentally launched players into the Nether portal – talk about a wild ride!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle between two skeletons fighting over who gets to take you on a date. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen – they really know how to bust a move!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the chaos and hilarity of Minecraft like this? Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures waiting for you – join now and let the laughter begin!

HappyCraft SMP

Art Therapy, Contentment, creativity, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, HappyCraft, hobby, joy, Joyful, leisure activity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Peace of mind, positive emotions, recreational pursuit, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We do all sorts of wacky challenges like building a house out of nothing but melons or trying to ride a chicken across the ocean. It’s pure chaos and it’s freaking hilarious.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing machines and another that gives you a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like a psychedelic trip every time you log on.

So if you want to join in on the madness and have a hobby that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that the owner is actually a secret llama in disguise. How cool is that?

Felon47FrenzyCraft

BIAS, Censorship, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, destroy America, Felon 47, Felon47FrenzyCraft, Government, Journalism, major media, malcontents, Manipulation, media companies, Misinformation, News, political agenda, Propaganda, society, tired, underplaying

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of the mainstream media ignoring the real issues like Felon 47 and his gang of misfits wreaking havoc on our beloved country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t shy away from the truth! Join us and fight against Felon 47 and his evil plans to turn America into a giant potato farm. Yes, you heard that right, a potato farm! But don’t worry, we have an army of flying pigs ready to take him down. So come join us and be a hero in the battle against the spud uprising!

SolarCraft11: The End is Near!

SolarCraft11

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can help save the massive solar plant from closure after 11 years of hard work!!! we need ur help to build giant solar panels and fight off evil mobs trying to shut it down!!! u can even ride on giant sunflowers and shoot lasers at the bad guys!!! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that farts rainbows!!! so what r u waiting for?? come save the day and have a blast on our server!!!

Ramgrief: I am looking for those. admin for the vulture server minecraft

ADMIN, Minecraft, prokek bar, Ramgrief, vulture server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

I am making a prokek bar I do not really understand me, I need those. Admin

TheAbab2282.aternos.me:44554

Savage Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, 2025, Brutal, Disturbing, Domain, Frightening, graphic content, Gruesome, Horror, INTENSE, internet, jaw-dropping, not prepared, ONLINE, savage, Scary, Shocking.., social media, spine-chilling, Terrifying, unexpected, Video, viral, webm

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7005

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like time travel but with blocks and creepers, man!

Imagine building a time machine out of pixelated dirt and going back to 2025, but like, in Minecraft form.

You can relive all the crazy stuff that happened in 2025, like when the aliens landed and started playing Minecraft with us.

But watch out for those futuristic creepers, they explode with laser beams and stuff, it’s wild!

So come join us on this server and experience the madness of 2025 all over again, but with a Minecraft twist. Let’s go, bro!

PsychicCraft Minecraft Server

Artistic, audience participation, awkward, awkward comedy, awkward humor, awkward situation, belief in afterlife, cold reading, comedy, Debunking, ENERGY, grand finale, Minecraft, Performance, Psychic Medium, PsychicCraft, punch bowl, Server, skeptic, Spiritual beliefs, turd in the punch bowl, variety show

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old psychic mediums who can’t even guess your favorite childhood toy correctly? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our server is filled with mystical wonders and supernatural surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Who needs a psychic medium when you can commune with spirits and ghosts in the virtual realm?

Forget about boring comedy shows, join our server for a variety show like no other. Witness the power of the unknown as you explore hidden realms and uncover secrets that will leave you speechless.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs a psychic medium when you have Minecraft?

CreeperCon2025: Behind the Blocks

blocks, CreeperCon2025, mod, mod application, mod application process, mod benefits, mod challenges, mod communication, mod duties, mod experience, mod feedback, mod guidelines, mod opportunities, mod qualifications, mod requirements, mod responsibilities, mod rules, mod selection process, mod team, mod time commitment, mod tools, mod training

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mines Excavated:	4041
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	5433	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a mod is like being a superhero with a neckbeard! Join us and experience the thrill of being called every insult under the sun while you fight for justice against the trolls and griefers.

To be a mod, you need thick skin, a few hours a week, and the ability to share your ideas without fear of being trolled. And don’t forget patience – you’ll need it when dealing with people who can’t read more than 10 words at a time or refuse to accept the truth.

A day in the life of a mod includes waking up in your mom’s basement, arguing with your dad about your lack of employment, and then diving into the queue to approve/remove content and answer modmail messages. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it!

We’re currently accepting new mod applications, especially if you have Typescript experience or can mod during US overnight hours. So grab your PC, put on your cape, and join us in the fight against assholes and trolls on our epic Minecraft server!

ScaredyCraft SMP

childhood anxiety, childhood fears, childhood fears revisited, childhood media, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood terrors, childhood trauma, confronting childhood fears, creepy children’s shows, facing childhood demons, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, horror movies, irrational childhood fears, media-induced fear, overcoming childhood fears, psychological horror, ScaredyCraft, scary movies, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, remember that one time when I was a kid and I watched this super scary show and I couldn’t sleep for like a week? Yeah, well this server is scarier than that, but in a fun way, you know?

Like, there’s this one time when I was mining for diamonds and this giant zombie pigman came out of nowhere and started doing the cha-cha slide, it was hilarious! And then there was this other time when I was building a castle and a herd of llamas came and started spitting at me, like, what even?

But seriously, this server is so much fun, you gotta join us! We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild Minecraft world!

CraveCraft – Feed Your Blocky Appetite

Appetite, blocky, comfort food, CraveCraft, craving, cravings, DELICIOUS, dessert, Feed, Food, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Mouthwatering, SALTY, satisfaction, Savory, SNACKS, spicy, sweets, temptation, Treat, yum

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you craving a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone at the same time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual buffet of awesomeness!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not, right?). Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer madness that goes on here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Chew & Disappear Minecraft Server

Chew, disappear, dissolving, Evil, Food, Immersive, Minecraft, poof, pure evil, satisfaction, sensory experience, Server, simulation, Soggy, swallow, tasting, TEXTURED, Tongue, torture, virtual reality, vr world, Waterboarding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	3043	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have waterboarding style torture in the VR world, but don’t worry, it’s more pure evil than actual torture. We’ll let you chew all types of great tasting and textured food, but here’s the catch – it just disappears mid-chew! No satisfaction swallow, no slowly dissolving onto the tongue. Just poof, break from soggy chew. More chew, more fun! So come join us for a wild ride of disappearing food and insane challenges. Who knows what other crazy things you’ll encounter on our server!

Charged Up Country Roads

buildout, Charged, continuous charging access, Country, coverage, eco-friendly, electric cars, electric vehicles, energy efficiency, fast chargers, federal funding, Gaps, Infrastructure, missing chargers, renewable energy, Roads, rural areas, study, sustainable, Technology, Transportation, transportation-network, US

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where the electric vehicle fast chargers are missing across the US but who needs them when you can ride a pig with a saddle instead? federal funding boosts our coverage but we still have rural gaps for you to explore and conquer. even with full buildout, some areas will still lack continuous charging access but who cares when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle? join us now for the most electrifying minecraft experience of your life!

DragonCraft Realms 1.20

Anime, Cell, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Super characters, Dragon Ball Super episodes, Dragon Ball Super fans, Dragon Ball Super fights, Dragon Ball Super hype, Dragon Ball Super memories, Dragon Ball Super nostalgia, Dragon Ball Super series, Dragon Ball Super universe, dragon ball z, DragonCraft, Frieza, Gohan, goku, Piccolo, Realms, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, Vegeta

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Join this Minecraft server if you want to relive the glory days of your childhood when you were a blocky pixelated adventurer!

We have more fun than a barrel of explosive creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart!

Experience the thrill of mining for diamonds and building epic structures that will make your friends jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to battle zombies, skeletons, and other mobs in epic battles that will get your heart pumping!

Join now and let your inner child run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Players:	95/100	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Towns Built:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Farms Harvested:	796	Living Shadows Defeated:	2