BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Crops Grown:	8270	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

New Minecraft Servers

join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1175	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6141	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Animals Bred:	169	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1006	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!