BlockAddict Rehab: Crafting Self-Control | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	82
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will literally make your brain explode with excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, BAM! Your brain activity goes through the roof and you become a Minecraft mastermind. You’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like never before. It’s like heroin for your brain, but in a totally legal and safe way.

Join our server now and in just 15 weeks, you’ll be flexing your self-control muscles like never before. Say goodbye to addiction and hello to epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, your brain will thank you later. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your brainpower!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Farms Harvested:	922	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6784
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7555	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	2015
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9962	Emeralds Found:	124
Runes Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	19635	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Emeralds Found:	8431	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Votes:	5448

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	2066

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3982	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1670	Void Gems Collected:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1662

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!