Block valley

1.17, Active, Adventure, bedrock, beginner friendly, BLOCK, BUILD, Chill, Community, Discord, Events, Friendly, java edition, join us, multiplayer, New server, No Griefing, ONLINE, PvE, Realms, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ores Mined:	2574
Astral Projections Made:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Platform	Bedrock
Description	A brand new world for players to join and become part of a fun and nice community
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, it is a vanilla server for bedrock only
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord and find the realm code there
Is the server safe for everyone?	Yes, we strive to provide a safe space for all players
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the community

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Star Shards Collected:	195
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2354

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Votes:	7339

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	478	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	4137

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.