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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Falling into the Void: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Dimension Hops: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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