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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4029 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 336961 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9451 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2900 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
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