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CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ores Mined:	2059
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AutisticSisRageCraft

activities, autism, AutisticSisRageCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Frustration, misunderstanding, overreaction, overstimulation, patience, personal space, relationships, Selfishness, socializing, Support, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Holy Grails Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

Business, corporate, corporate culture, corporate scandals, Corruption, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false promises, fraud, lie, LieCorp, Manipulation, Minecraft, misleading, smp, trust issues, Unethical, unethical behavior, White Lies, workplace ethics

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

$10k per month, $500k cash, 9to5Gold, business startup, business venture, career choices, career path, CraftyCash, Decision making, Entrepreneurship, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, investment opportunity, job security, Long-term goals, monthly income, normal job, start a business, wealth building

Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

collusion, conspiracy theories, digital deception, Disinformation, election meddling, Ex-Trump advisers, fake news, foreign interference, influence, information warfare, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, online propaganda, Politics, pro-Russia, Propaganda, PutinCraft, russia, Server, social media, Trump administration, Website

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ToropetsTakedown

airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Missiles, russia, SECURITY, Stockpiled, Strategic, Surveillance, Targeting, Technology, Tensions, Toropets, ToropetsTakedown, Ukraine, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more missiles than russia and more drones than ukraine! we stockpile all the best weapons and go to war every day, blowing up everything in sight. if you want chaos and destruction, this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT. join now or miss out on all the explosive fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

blocky, Capital Punishment, Court, crime, criminal justice, criminal law, death, death penalty, incarceration, judge, judicial system, Justice, law, Legal System, Life, life sentence, long tail tag, Prison, punishment, Sentence, sentencing, WORST

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixel Brain Connection: Minecraft Mayhem

Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain axis, brain function, brain health, brain inflammation, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Connection, dementia, gut dysbiosis, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, gut-brain communication, gut-brain connection, inflammation, MAYHEM, microbial diversity, Microbiome, Minecraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, pathology, PIXEL

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got a whole new frontier in alzheimer’s disease pathology!!! yea u heard right, our gut microbiota-brain axis is off da charts!! u can build ur own brain cells outta blocks and fight off zombie neurons with ur trusty pickaxe. plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant brain boss to unlock the cure for memory loss. join now and flex ur brain power like never before!! #minecraftmadness #gutmicrobiotagaming

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Towns Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HoneyMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Adventure Building Skills Challenges Fun Exploration Community PvP Economy Creative Minigames Sandbox Roleplay Fantasy Monsters Quests Dungeons Crafting Exploration, Vanilla

HoneyMC is a Survival server that offers a unique experience! Join us for exciting adventures, explore, build and evolve your skills in a world full of challenges and fun.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	3339
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8725	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1