Block the Bite Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got textiles dat block dem pesky mosquito bites! imagine playin minecraft without gettin all itchy from dem bloodsuckers, it’s a game changer, fo realz.

we got scientists workin round da clock to make sure yo character stays itch-free while u build dem epic structures and battle dem creepers. ain’t nothin gonna stop u from bein da ultimate minecraft boss on dis server, not even dem annoying mosquitoes.

so come on and join us, where da bugs don’t bite and da fun never stops. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1976	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Doman Enclave, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Gold Saucer, haruhi, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Spooky Club, Strawberry Marshmallow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Are you tired of your dog always being inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, your furry friend can roam free and join you on all your adventures! Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club featuring Haruhi and Strawberry Marshmallow OVAs, or the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we watch GARO episodes 1-5. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer or the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party! So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your dog’s bladder)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2287	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!

On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.

So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NannyNabber’s No Weekday MIL Mayhem

Baby Care, Boundaries, child safety, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, difficult conversations, emotional labor, family dynamics, grandmother, Grandparents, in-law relationships, maternal instincts, MAYHEM, MIL, NANNY, Nanny duties, NannyNabbers, parenting, power struggle, Safety, weekday, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for MIL vs Nanny showdowns that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your MIL and nanny going head-to-head in a battle of wits and wills, all while trying to take care of your virtual baby Minecraft-style. Will the nanny build a fortress to protect the baby from the MIL’s clumsy antics? Will the MIL try to feed the baby virtual cake against the nanny’s wishes? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic power struggles, safety concerns, and tears (virtual, of course) as you navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics in Minecraft form. Will you side with the nanny and her focus on safety, or will you join forces with the MIL and her unconventional childcare methods?

Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you questioning your own family dynamics and laughing out loud at the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	69
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ManCraft: Digging, Building, and Exploring!

brotherhood, building, camaraderie, Competition, Confidence, Digging, emotional repression, Exploring, Fatherhood, Gender Roles, INDEPENDENCE, leadership, Mancraft, Masculinity, physicality, Privilege, resilience, RESPONSIBILITY, self reliance, societal expectations, societal pressures, strength, success, traditional roles

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that turns your character into a buff, mustache-sporting hunk every time you defeat a creeper. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our lava parkour course – if you can survive the fiery obstacles, that is. So come on over and experience the manliest Minecraft server around!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Evolution: The Future You

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hey u! ya u! do u want to become the ultimate minecraft master? then join our server cuz we got all the craziest challenges and adventures waiting for u!

picture this: u start off in a world where everything is upside down and u have to mine ur way to the top to escape! but watch out for the flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

once u make it to the top, u will be greeted by a giant talking potato who will give u the secret code to unlock the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples!

but that’s not all! we also have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano and a maze where u have to dodge killer bunnies with chainsaws!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yum!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Love & Blocks: The Misadventures

blocks, entertainment industry, entertainment media, false beliefs, love, love myths, media impact, Media influence, Media portrayal, Misadventures, Misinformation, misinformation in media, movies, relationship misconceptions, relationship models, romance, romantic ideals, romanticized notions, scientific facts, tv shows, unhealthy love stories, unhealthy relationships

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where love and romance be crazier than a pig riding a chicken! We got love potions that actually work, so you can make any player fall head over heels for you in a snap! Forget all that misinformation from TV shows and movies, we got the REAL deal here!

Our players be building relationships faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We got couples building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates to the Nether, and even getting married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you got our server, amirite?

So if you want a love life more exciting than a diamond sword fight, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world! Love is in the air, and it smells like burning zombie flesh!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	2777
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rest in Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, existential crisis, family, Financial Stability, life choices, Loneliness, Long-term goals, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, purpose, relationships, REST, self reflection, self worth, Server, social norms, social support, societal expectations, societal pressure, work-life balance

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you want to escape the soul-crushing reality of adulting? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the woes of bills, responsibilities, and relationships.

On our server, you can build a virtual paradise where you can live out your wildest fantasies. Want to create a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Absolutely doable! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Forget about taxes and work deadlines, on our server, the only thing you’ll be working on is crafting the perfect castle or exploring the depths of the Nether. Who needs a wife and kids when you have a community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with?

So come join us and escape the drudgery of adult life. Who knows, you might even find your true calling as a master builder or adventurer in the world of Minecraft. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Recession Walmart SMP Stock Buy

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you’re having this much fun!

Forget about recession stocks, on our server the only stocks you need to worry about are the ones in our virtual marketplace! Trade with other players, start your own businesses, and watch your virtual wealth grow faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a revolution against the oppressive iron golem overlords. Will you join them, or will you fight to keep the status quo? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2928	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LuxuryCraft: NoGivinUpLuxury

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Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are scarce and iron is just too common? Join our Minecraft server and indulge in the ultimate luxury of unlimited diamonds and gold! Our server is so opulent, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Plus, our exclusive VIP area is guarded by a dragon that only accepts payment in emeralds. So why settle for mediocrity when you can live like Minecraft royalty on our server? Join now and never go back to peasant servers again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Crops Grown:	8375

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FloodCraft5000

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so like, this server is like, totally prepared for a 5,000-year flood. like, vienna ain’t got nothin’ on us, bro. we got our water buckets ready, our boats all set, and even our pigs are trained to swim. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Orc Tales Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise a new chapter of your favorite manga every time you log in, because we have a team of dedicated manga artists working around the clock to bring you fresh content. Join us now and never worry about slow release schedules again! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world of endless manga madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	139	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Climax, Conclusion, emotional, Epilogue, FINAL, Final Volume, friendship, Hero, Heroes, Last Stretch, Manga, Minecraft, pastebin, Redemption, Shiggy vs Deku, smp, storytime, Superpowers, thread theme, Villains, Volume

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HammockHogger420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2318
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!