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ParentalControl Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Career Growth, Cultural differences, currency gap, family expectations, First world country., INDEPENDENCE, job opportunity, legal work, master’s degree, Minecraft, moving abroad, moving out, overprotective, ParentalControl, pursuing dreams, Relocation, saving money, Server, strict parents, third-world country, toxic family dynamics, toxic relationship

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of overprotective parents getting in the way of your dreams? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your future without anyone holding you back!

On our server, you can create your own virtual world where you are free to pursue your dreams without any interference. Build your dream house, start your own business, or even go on epic adventures without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and leave behind the toxic environment of the real world. Say goodbye to currency gaps, strict parents, and ridiculous restrictions. On our server, the only limit is your imagination!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building the life you’ve always wanted. Who needs a master’s degree when you can become the master of your own Minecraft world?

PuppyGuiltNoMore

adoption, anger, apartment, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, complex, compromise, Conflict, Distance, Dogs, family, Favor, Girlfriend, Grandma, Gratitude, Guilt, Pets, PuppyGuiltNoMore, RESPONSIBILITY, rules

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	4442
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	195	Animals Bred:	97
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than your family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life, where you won’t be guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s responsibilities!

We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.

Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!

PreciousPickle Minecraft SMP

beloved object, beloved possession, cherished belonging, cherished possession, important belonging, important possession, meaningful object, meaningful possession, Minecraft, personal treasure, precious item, PreciousPickle, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental possession, sentimental treasure, significant possession, smp, special memento, treasured item, treasured possession, valuable keepsake, valuable possession

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5747	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4756	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn flying through a rainbow made of diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a party in your pants but everyone’s invited!

Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.

DiamondsRUs

champagne showers, Designer fashion, DiamondsRUs, exclusive clubs, exotic vacations, fine art collection, fine dining, first-class travel, high-end technology, luxury cars, luxury handbags, luxury jewelry, luxury parties, luxury real estate, luxury skincare, luxury watches, personal chefs, private islands, private jets, Spa treatments, yachts

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4554
Farms Harvested:	211	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	199	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Imagine a world where you can build your own mansion out of diamond blocks, ride a golden horse through fields of emerald ore, and swim in pools of liquid gold. That’s right, on our Minecraft server, you can live out all your wildest rich person fantasies without even having to leave your computer chair.

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!

PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	187
Farms Harvested:	744	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Buildings Constructed:	50
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	87	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Votes:	7419	Dragons Tamed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crops Grown:	6936
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Animals Bred:	183
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6342	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Items Found:	8249
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ores Mined:	3524
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	New Chunks Explored:	143067
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	160
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Farms Harvested:	417
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

Players:	106/400	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3