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Players: |
92/800 |
Votes: |
5928 |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
3 |
Zombie Dances: |
6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: |
3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
5 |
Underground Cities Explored: |
5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
45 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: |
0 |
Magic Items Found: |
1868 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: |
6 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: |
1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: |
6 |
Royal Courts Attended: |
0 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday