Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the most important safety tip of all time – always carry a diamond sword to protect yourself from creepers, zombies, and pesky griefers! Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. Plus, our community of players is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks if you ask nicely.

So come join us and experience the safest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, safety first – always bring your trusty diamond sword.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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