Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the most important safety tip of all time – always carry a diamond sword to protect yourself from creepers, zombies, and pesky griefers! Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. Plus, our community of players is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks if you ask nicely.

So come join us and experience the safest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, safety first – always bring your trusty diamond sword.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Crops Grown: 2938
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mines Excavated: 1457
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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