Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 13 Zombie Dances: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513

    Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting censored is your boredom! Join now for a chance to explore the mythical land of Azure Paradise, where you can level up your Adjutant faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Hero Games co-op rush event, where teamwork makes the dream work (and the loot even sweeter). And don’t miss out on our exclusive banners featuring Marian the Riptide and Siris the Crowned Flail – because who needs diamonds when you have epic weapons, amirite?

    Plus, use secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” to unlock hidden treasures in the game. And if you’re feeling extra social, fill out our /snowg/ Friends Form and join our spreadsheet of legendary players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1278 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP

    The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that the singular good browns, known for their impeccable building skills and unrivaled PvP prowess, once ruled the land. But then, the Hispanics came along and gave their phenotype a bad name. It was chaos, I tell you! Villagers running for their lives, creepers exploding left and right, and all because of a silly belt!

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and help us restore peace and order to this crazy world. Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Crops Grown: 6096 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Low Expectations Minecraft Server

    Low Expectations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of judgmental players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the “bigotry of low expectations” philosophy! Did you accidentally set your house on fire? No worries, happens to the best of us! Did you accidentally punch a villager and start a riot? Hey, we’ve all been there! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and acceptance, where even your biggest Minecraft fails are celebrated with open arms. Come join us and experience the true meaning of “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” in the most hilarious way possible!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • / Shon’s Minecraft SMP /

    / Shon’s  Minecraft SMP /
    Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, is ruling the server with her multiple husbands and insane antics. From ASMR streams to Ribbon Cage battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become one of Fallenshadow’s many husbands or get caught up in a Twitter feud with Otis, the manager extraordinaire.

    But remember, follow the global and board rules or face the wrath of Fallenshadow herself. And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide the trolls and divorcees – it’s all part of the fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world and see if you can survive the madness of Fallenshadow’s Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because Future Trunks himself plays on our server and he’s so cool that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden Super Saiyan powers and be able to mine diamonds with just a flick of your finger. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior alongside Future Trunks!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1621 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP

    Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we rate every Senran Kagura entry! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our server and discovered a secret dungeon filled with nothing but Senran Kagura games. Legend has it that if you rate them all, you will unlock the ultimate anime power-up in Minecraft – the ability to summon a giant anime waifu to fight by your side! So come join us and embark on this epic quest to rate every Senran Kagura entry and unlock the power of the waifus!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Oops, I’m a Minecraft server

    Oops, I’m a Minecraft server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!

    2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!

    3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!

    4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?

    5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!

    So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 500

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got ancient cities and artifacts just waiting to be destroyed by players with a thirst for revenge or just some random dipshit looking for a good time. Who knows, maybe those rulers were just trying to cover up their deep, dark secrets of atrocities with some good old-fashioned destruction. Join now and be a part of the madness! Just watch out for those pesky locals seeking revenge, they might just blow up your base for fun!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • EuroCraft Minecraft Server

    EuroCraft Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creeper population is so friendly, they’ll actually give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

    And if you’re from central Europe, boy do we have a treat for you! Our server is specially designed to cater to all your central European needs. We’ve got sauerkraut farms, schnitzel crafting stations, and even a secret underground beer cellar where you can party with the villagers until the sun comes up.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit of doom, or you might end up in the Nether with a bunch of angry pigmen. Trust us, it’s not a fun time.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

    Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for epic adventures in a world filled with mystical creatures, ancient ruins, and mind-blowing landscapes. Explore the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond block.

    But wait, there’s more! We have Rappa, the most badass warrior you’ll ever meet, who can take down enemies with just a flick of his wrist. And don’t even get me started on the Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions – they’ll have you casting spells like a pro in no time.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by the legendary Lunar Vileslayer Scroll? This powerful relic will protect you from any danger that comes your way, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SisCraft Minecraft Server

    SisCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    On our server, we have a special event called “Little Sister/ Daughter GFE Day” where players can bring their little sisters or daughters into the game for some wholesome family bonding time. Build a house together, go on epic quests, or just hang out and chat by the virtual campfire. It’s a totally ethical and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Rumor has it that the dungeon is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a legendary diamond sword. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky madness!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 120 Star Shards Collected: 175
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Lazy Smart TV on Minecraft SMP

    The Lazy Smart TV on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your boring old smart TV that does nothing but play Netflix and YouTube? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where your smart TV can come to life and do things you never thought possible!

    Imagine your smart TV suddenly gaining the ability to cook you breakfast in the morning, give you dating advice, and even teach your pet goldfish how to do backflips! That’s right, our Minecraft SMP is where the magic happens.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will your smart TV become your new best friend, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move!

    So why settle for a boring old smart TV when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world of endless possibilities? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Farms Harvested: 497
    Crops Grown: 5321 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Shadow of Pripyat Minecraft Server

    Shadow of Pripyat Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server takes the STALKER games to a whole new level with modpacks that enhance the story mode without any annoying grind or pain.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy anomalies, and mutated creatures that will make your jaw drop. Who needs STALKER 2 when you can experience the madness right here, right now? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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