Block Party Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Star Shards Collected:	149
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyBlockHQ

Conflict, controversy, CraftyBlockHQ, Development, displacement, expropriated, Government, headquarters, housing units, Humanitarian Aid, international law, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, palestinian refugees, Political unrest, Property, real estate, seized, united nations, UNRWA

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6282
Star Shards Collected:	60	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

#Boscha, #TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Dana Terrace, Disney, disney channel, general, highlights, Hot Topic, House, Hunter’s Palisman, instagram, interview, Lilith’s letter, Luz’s diary, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack Playlist, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NoVacayForHubby123

albania, bills, Business, child, cleaning, Clients, Cooking, family, greece, husband, Iceland, mexico, night waking, NoVacayForHubby123, nursing, sacrifice, selfish, separate finances, spain, travel, vacation, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.

Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NoVoteNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Listen, if you’re not joining our Minecraft SMP, you might as well be one of those Americans who don’t vote. And we all know what happens to them… they get banished to the Nether! Trust me, you don’t want to end up in a fiery pit surrounded by ghasts and piglins. So join our SMP and vote for a world filled with endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. Don’t be a non-voter, be a Minecraft champion!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KinkCraft: What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a special “kink” feature where players can customize their characters with all sorts of wild and wacky outfits. Want to dress up as a giant banana riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”

So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Airbucks Paper Co. – Save Trees, Buy Air

#sustainability, Air, Airbucks, animated film, bottled air, Buy, conservation, conservation efforts, consumerism, Deforestation, Dr. Seuss, eco-friendly, Environmental awareness, environmental problems, green living, lorax, nature preservation., Paper, paper money, paper production, Pollution, renewable resources, Save, Thneedville, Trees

come join our minecraft server where we sell bottled air for diamonds! forget about cutting down trees for paper, we make it out of thin air! in our world, you can trade paper money for air, just like in the lorax! but watch out for the sneaky players who try to steal your precious air bottles! join us for a crazy adventure where you can breathe easy and craft without harming the environment!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

What are Minecraft servers like FinalCraft Skylords ?

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Some servers similar to FinalCraft Skylords include:

1. Skyblock Network: This server offers a classic Skyblock experience with a large player base and regular updates to keep things fresh.

2. SkyRealms: With a focus on both Magic and Technology, SkyRealms offers a unique twist on the traditional Skyblock gameplay.

3. SkyFactory: This server takes the Skyblock concept to the next level with a heavy emphasis on automation and resource management.

4. SkyGrid: For a different take on the Skyblock formula, try SkyGrid, where players navigate a grid of floating blocks to survive and thrive.

5. SkyWars: If you enjoy the competitive aspect of Skyblock, check out SkyWars for fast-paced PvP action on floating islands.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to FinalCraft Skylords but with their own unique features and community. Give them a try to see which one becomes your new favorite!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Caved-IN: Where we dig ourselves deeper into trouble! Skills, challenge, and chaos await!

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Main Focus	Bringing challenge to regular survival gameplay
Features	Underground gameplay Item based teleportation Item based protection system Collection “minigame” More weapons, shields and armor Skills Quality of Life modifications
Player Focus	Server is player focused and open to feedback and suggestions
Join Us	Java Edition: play.majakas.ee Discord: https://discord.gg/bdM6yQZJ

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I teleport in the server?	To teleport to home, spawn or death location, you need to craft scrolls.
How can I protect my base?	You can claim your base through the GUI by finding or crafting a bell and shift + right clicking it.
What is the collection “minigame”?	The goal is to gather every collectible item in the game (1197 in total). You can check remaining items by interacting with Hans at spawn.
Are there additional weapons and armor?	Yes, you can craft copper or emerald armor, make shields, daggers, battle-axes, spears, and more.
Are there any quality of life modifications?	Yes, there are various modifications such as sitting on slabs/stairs, custom nether portal sizes, invisible item frames, and more.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Meme Magic Minecraft Server

5th of November, 777mil, Anons, ANONYMOUS, bump numbers, correct prediction, diligence, internet culture, keep posting, Kek, Magic, meme, Meme culture, meme hard, meme magic, Minecraft, Online Community, Politics, post numbers, prediction game, recreate conditions, Replying, Server, Trips

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or meme magic? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us as we strive to reach the mystical post number of 777 million to unlock the power of meme magic once again.

But that’s not all – on our server, every time someone gets trips, they make a correct prediction about politics! That’s right, our players have the power to see into the future and shape the world with their meme-tastic abilities. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible. Just remember to meme hard and bump those numbers up before the 5th of November!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.