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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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