Block off, crafty! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7813
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	227
Astral Projections Made:	1	Animals Bred:	194
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect alternative to telling everyone to “fuck off”!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. Build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool and defend it from hordes of angry llamas armed with rocket launchers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.

So why settle for just telling someone to “fuck off” when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	4277
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Star Shards Collected:	118
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	2482	Meteorites Collected:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

Bored Attention Superpower

Attention, attention span, bored, brain power, cognitive skills, concentration, digital age, Focus, information overload, intelligence, learning, memorize information, mental abilities, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, near future, Pay attention, productivity, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

baby, blocky, boom, Edition, ivf

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Live, Minecraft, rdc, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	227	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	5109
Gods Slained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

RDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.

❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft

❤️, 1.16.5, 1.20.6, Anarchy, banner, best, Enderland, GIF, Ip:, Minecraft, Moscow time, OPENING DATE, Server, ✨

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mines Excavated:	4125
New Chunks Explored:	60215	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

The best server in anarchy!

IP: mc.enderland.fun

Date of opening: 12/27/24 at 18:00 Moscow time

mc.enderland.fun