Block Logic Gaming | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	280
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make as much sense as a fish riding a bicycle? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (in a good way, not like that one time with the creeper explosion).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll unlock unlimited XP and the ability to ride a llama into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with Steve’s face instead). And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava (good luck with that).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Animals Bred:	41
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Items Found:	2976
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Void Gems Collected:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	5477	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9741
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8317	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Emeralds Found:	8877
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1392

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	950	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9269	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Votes:	4127	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Animals Bred:	126	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!