| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9283 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8424 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 28 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 996852 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1181 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9982 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 8000 | Star Shards Collected: | 75 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.
plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 560 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8997 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 132 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?
This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.
Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1382 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3390 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6558 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.
so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2518 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!
oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9326 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 97 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.
plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.
so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 145 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!
Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!
Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2843 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.
And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.
So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6719 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.
So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5004 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 488 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.
rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.
