New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Great Financial Abyss of Minecraft: Forking Family Fortunes!

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Enter a realm where parental expectations are a currency more valuable than diamonds and the fabric of familial love has more holes than an old cheese grater!


The Illustrious Introduction

Have you ever felt the weight of the world crush you, much like a Creeper sneaking up behind you? In this server, you won’t just mine ores; you’ll mine emotions, fears, and deep-seated guilt! Join us as we navigate the treacherous terrain of family business ventures that seem to sprout like mushrooms after a rainstorm. Why did your parents need $10,000 overnight? Who knows! Maybe they’re starting a secret society of amateur entrepreneurs! Or perhaps they’ve concocted a plot to build the world’s first Trampoline McDonald’s!


Server Features / Mechanics: Absurdities Await!

Feature Description
Business Ideas of the Abyss Engage in random and nonsensical business ventures like "Biscuit Mining" or "Freestyle Farming"!
Parental Disappointment Scale Experience the profound joy of being disowned! Level up your disappointment points for rewards!
Guilt Geodes Collect sparkling clusters of guilt in every corner of our bizarre landscapes—trade them for memories!
Insurance Roulette Spin the wheel! Will you keep your coverage or be left to fend for yourself against the perilous mobs?
Negotiation Mini-Games Participate in dramatic confrontations with NPCs that resemble your disapproving parents!

Legends of the Server: Where No One Knows, But Everyone Assumes!

    • The Legend of the Disowned Child: Once upon a time, a player refused to give up their precious emeralds. Now, they roam the lands as a spectral warning to others (and never get invited to family gatherings).
    • The Fabled Business of Clarity: A tale of a player who sought knowledge only to find out their family business involved inflatable furniture sales. Beware investing in inflatable unicorns—it’s a slippery slope!

Conspiracies and Controversies

    • Banned in 12 Countries?: This server has been flagged in various dimensions for "prolonged exposure to familial anxiety," but we’re still here, flying rebelliously high on our virtual pig steeds!
    • The Eldritch Council: Rumor has it, the advice-giving NPCs are actually infiltrated by interdimensional beings from Xzorthon III, ensuring you NEVER make the right choice!

Testimonials from the Damned:

"I joined this server thinking I’d be free from my parents’ oppression. Turns out, the real oppression was the chill of the void!" – DismayedSteve37

"I invested in the Trampoline McDonald’s idea! Now I have nothing but a bounce in my step and a heavy heart!" – WanderingMisfortune


F.A.Q. (Foolhardy Anxieties Quelled):

Q: Why should I invest in a business my parents started? A: Who needs parental approval when you can build a majestic castle of sand instead?

Q: How do I escape the parental guilt? A: Simple! Craft a portal to the Nether and pretend they don’t exist! Voilà!

Q: Will I ever come back home? A: Home? Is it even a place, or just a state of mind dripping in regret? Who can say!


Join Us. Do Not Resist.

Are you ready to step into an infinity of unforeseen circumstances where reality and gameplay blend into a mesmerizing concoction of chaos? Will you lend your blocky hand to your parents in their un-specified entrepreneurial endeavors? Or will you break familial ties altogether in a world where betrayal is just another form of creativity?

Dive in, brave adventurer! Forgotten grudges await, and the loot is as unpredictable as a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Join before it’s too late!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EmperixSMP Vanilla Discord – Join Us!

    EmperixSMP Vanilla Discord – Join Us!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to EmperixSMP!

    Hey folks! 🌍✨

    EmperixSMP just kicked off a few days ago and is open for all Minecraft lovers!

    🎉 Whether you’re a pro or just starting, come join our fresh community SMP.

    What to Expect:

      • Vanilla+ Fun: Get the best of both worlds! Pure vanilla vibes or cool extras, Emperix has it all.
      • Long-Lasting World: No more resets! Keep your builds and progress for a long time.
      • Active Crew: Join our buzzing Discord! Chat with other players, share your builds, and catch all the news.

    How to Join:

    Ready to start your quest? Join our Discord and jump into EmperixSMP now!

    Join Us Here!

    Got questions? Swing by our Discord! Our friendly team is here to help!

    Whether you love big builds or making pals, EmperixSMP is a great spot for all Minecraft fans. See you in-game! 🌟

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Azure Anarchy: Pure Fun!

    Azure Anarchy: Pure Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Azure Server Info

    Welcome to Azure! A semi-vanilla anarchy server that has been around for about 1 year. Here, the rules are super chill. The main one? No cheating! Players can grief, kill, and raid as much as they want.

    What makes Azure cool?

      • Custom Items
      • Daily Events
      • 30mx30m Border
      • Quests
      • Mature Community

    Join the fun! Check out our site: www.azureserver.org

    Get ready to play!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TMW Modded Network Fun Zone

    TMW Modded Network Fun Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    ### TMW [Modded] {Network}

    Are you on the hunt for a chill English-speaking modded Minecraft crew? Look no further! TMW has got you covered with some cool servers to play on. Whether you wanna game with pals or meet new folks, this place is where fun happens. Join in now!

    ### Server List (As of 8 August 2025)

    | Modpack Name | Version | IP | |—————————————-|————-|———————–| | All the Mods 10 (NEW MAP) | `4.5` | atm10.tmw.gg | | All the Mods 9 | `1.0.8` | atm9.tmw.gg | | All the Mods 9 – To the Sky | `1.1.8` | atm9tts.tmw.gg | | All the Magic – Arcana | `0.9.2` | atmarcana.tmw.gg | | Craftoria | `1.23.0` | craftoria.tmw.gg | | Create: Ultimate Selection | `14.4.0` | createus.TMW.gg | | FTB Evolution | `1.21.3` | ftbevolution.tmw.gg | | MC Eternal 2 | `1.1.1.0` | mceternal2.tmw.gg | | FTB Skies 2 | `1.6.1` | ftbskies2.TMW.gg |

    ### Machine Specs

    Hosted in: EU – CPU: AMD Ryzen 9950X – RAM: 192GB DDR5 – Storage: 2x4TB Samsung 990 Pro SSD – Backup: 64 TB

    ### Links

    Discord: discord.gg/tmwggWebsite: www.tmw.gg

    Thanks for picking our modded Minecraft network. Can’t wait to see you in the game! Good luck on your modded quest! ❤️

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Bandit Camp SMP 1.21.8 🌲

    Bandit Camp SMP 1.21.8 🌲

    New Minecraft Servers

    ### 🌍 Bandit Camp SMP 🏕️

    🧨 Chill Semi-Vanilla Server A laid-back Minecraft survival spot with land claiming!

    🔥 24/7 Online Always up, always ready for action.

    🌲 Not Crowded Build in peace, no chaos here.

    🛡️ Land Claim Plugin Keep your builds, chests, and pets safe!

    🌾 100% Vanilla No weird mods, just pure Minecraft fun.

    🤝 Share with Friends Use `/trust` to build and live together.

    📬 Join Us on Discord Get the IP and more info here: 🔗 Join Discord

    🛡️ Claim Your Land 👥 Survive with Friends ⚔️ Explore, Build, and Thrive

    💥 Start your journey today at Bandit Camp SMP! 💥

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Honeycomb Update Soon! Join Us!

    Honeycomb Update Soon! Join Us!

    New Minecraft Servers

    ### 🐝 The Honeycomb Update Coming Soon!

    Join the Hive! New and old players are welcome! This Semi-Vanilla Survival is the best spot for building and making pals. No signup needed, just hop in!

    #### Server Info: – 🔗 Server IP: thehoneycombsmp.com

    ### What’s Buzzing at The Honeycomb?

    🗣 Plugins: Simple-Voice-Chat, Land-Claim, and more! – 📖 Commands: Use /tpa, /kits, /homes, and more to help you out. – 💰 Shopping District: Check out Nectar Nook to build and run your shops! – 🏅 Game Events: Join in on fun in-game and other events. – 📝 In-Game Meetings: Share your thoughts and ideas for the server’s future. – 🧡 Community Projects: Get involved in cool building projects with others. – 🗺️ Map Resets: Only reset maps with community votes for peace of mind. – ⚠️ Next Map Reset: August 9, 2025.

    ### Useful Links to Get Started: – Discord: Join Us!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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