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SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7266
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2161
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Votes:	3013	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Buildings Constructed:	50	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mines Excavated:	1283
Void Gems Collected:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	170	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Votes:	665	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2696
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Potions Brewed:	84	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	1767	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Animals Bred:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Buildings Constructed:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	573	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3617	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Towns Built:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6