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SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

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Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PixelatedNightmares

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Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cake Party Time!

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come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6271

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

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Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	6776	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NoLoansNoProblems

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	129
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	239	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ores Mined:	3550	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mellow Meadows

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Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Star Shards Collected:	241	Magic Items Found:	2911

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dimension Hops:	0