Block Brawl – Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	New Chunks Explored:	331917
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Runes Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Animals Bred:	127
Ores Mined:	8169	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Towns Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Towns Built:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	11

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Animals Bred:	76	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Star Shards Collected:	109
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8618
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Votes:	3182	Zombie Dances:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9919

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	176
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	36
Runes Activated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Gems Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, Buying games, consumerism, Decision making, digital downloads, Digital Media, Entertainment, financial decisions, Game, game creators, game developers, game ownership, game ownership rights, game purchase, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Haven, interactive entertainment, leisure activities, popular games, Retreat, supporting developers, video games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	150	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	101/500	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6