lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 10 Mines Excavated: 2981
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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