Block Battle Arena Minecraft Server

Arcade, Arena, balance, battle, BLOCK, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Meta, Minecraft, News, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9121	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	112
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild party that never stops!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, all while wearing diamond-studded armor made from the tears of creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is afraid to log in. Rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can handle the chaos and madness that awaits them. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

50th wedding anniversary, BabyBlock, extended family, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family trip, family vacation, financial concerns, giving birth, Grandparents, honoring commitments, last vacation, maternity leave, Minecraft, mixed opinions, new baby, older grandparents, postpartum travel, Server, travel plans, travel restrictions, travel with baby

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Emeralds Found:	9727	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone pressuring you to travel across the country with a newborn baby. In fact, we encourage you to stay home and take care of your little one while enjoying some virtual adventures with us.

Forget about hoping for your baby to be born late just to make a family vacation work. Instead, join us and let your baby arrive right on time without any unnecessary stress or drama.

Our server is filled with understanding players who won’t judge you for putting your family’s needs first. Plus, there’s no need to worry about missing out on a “last vacation before they die” – our virtual world is always open for you to explore whenever you want.

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some lighthearted fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a beach vacation when you can have endless entertainment right at your fingertips?

NoPicsNoVisitsMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Distance, emotional intelligence, exclusion, family, favoritism, Frustration, Gifts, holidays, in-laws, Jealousy, Kids, neglect, NoPicsNoVisitsMC, parenting, rejection, relationships, Resentment

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	398
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that will make your own family seem like a walk in the park. Imagine a world where your in-laws are constantly canceling plans, giving terrible gifts, and just overall being the worst.

But fear not, because on this server, you can take control and cut off all communication with those pesky in-laws. No more sharing photos, no more inviting them over, and definitely no more going to their house. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this virtual world of chaos.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that your MIL gets jealous when you visit your own family? Talk about a crazy dynamic that will keep you on your toes. Plus, there’s a special bonus feature where your MIL agrees to watch your dog and then backs out last minute. The drama never ends on this server!

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs real-life in-laws when you can have virtual ones that are ten times more entertaining? See you in the game, and remember – family drama is just a click away!

PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, baking bread, family time, Lockdown, mask wearing, mental health, Minecraft, new hobbies, Nostalgia, online shopping, outdoor walks, pandemic life, PandemicNostalgia, Quarantine, remote work, self reflection, silver linings, slowing down, smp, social distancing, staying home, virtual events, virtual happy hours

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	48	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, remember that time during the pandemic when we were all stuck at home and had nothing to do? Well, this server will bring back alllll those memories and more.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

HappyMinerCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

When they join our Minecraft server! Our server is so full of fun and excitement that even the saddest of players will be laughing their blocky heads off in no time. We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is known for telling the best jokes in the land. So if you want to turn that frown upside down and build some epic structures with a community of hilarious players, join us now!

CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, car accident, car crash, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Christmas market, CrashmasCraft, emergency response, germany, holiday season, injured, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Pedestrians, safety precautions, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, vehicle collision

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Farms Harvested:	296	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	144	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8207	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Farms Harvested:	603	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	5092
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1549	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	981
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	150
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	60
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.