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BachBashCraft

additional expenses, BachBashCraft, bachelorette party, canceled massage, cancellation fee, classy celebration, defending expenses, extra bottle of alcohol, group agreement, group event, group expenses, group funds, group members, group payments, hotel accommodations, hotel room, new puppy, original plan, personal touches, refund, yacht dinner cruise

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Star Shards Collected:	287
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	103
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Farms Harvested:	998
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a bachelorette party on a yacht? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like planning a bachelorette party for your best friend. We promise outrageous stories, insane events, and enough drama to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs a refund for a canceled massage when you can have a $3 refund drama instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for a wild adventure that you’ll never forget. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless it’s a $3 refund dispute, of course).

BingeCartoonKid Minecraft SMP

90s cartoons, animated characters, animated classics, animated series, binge watching, binge watching cartoons, binge-worthy, binge-worthy cartoons, BingeCartoonKid, cartoon, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite shows, kids entertainment, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, tv shows

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Votes:	8553
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	15

OMG, like totally join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle, how cool is that?! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and relive your childhood cartoon binge-watching days, but in Minecraft form! It’s gonna be epic, bro!

CraftyCare: US Edition

CraftyCare, Edition, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare benefits, healthcare costs, healthcare debate, healthcare insurance, healthcare opinions, healthcare outcomes, healthcare policy, healthcare politics, healthcare quality, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system comparison, private healthcare, public healthcare, universal healthcare, US healthcare system

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Towns Built:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!

CuttingEdgeCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, Cut, CuttingEdgeCraft, Damage, Deliberate, DiSRuPtiON, fibre optic cable, Incident, internet, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, N.L., n.s., Repair, repair crew, sabotage, second time, Server, Subsea, Technology, Vandalism

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so, liek, imagine this: u join a minecraft server where the only way to connect is thru a subsea fibre optic cable. but get this, sum crazy person keeps cutting the cable, so u gotta be quick to join before it gets cut again. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and creepers. join now before the cable gets cut for the 3rd time and u miss out on all the fun and chaos. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

VanceCraft Abortion Riot

abortion, activism, arrest, civil rights, controversy, debate, freedom of speech, Healthcare, JD Vance, legal issues, linked, Misinformation, Political, protest, public discourse, reproductive rights, Riot, scotland, social media, VanceCraft, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyRetract HQ

Academia, ACADEMIC, Analysis, BlockyRetract, citations, data, Ethics, hotspots, institutions, Integrity, journal, misconduct, Nature, Plagiarism, publication, Publishing, research, Retraction, scholarly, Scientific, study

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Animals Bred:	148
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Magic Items Found:	1131	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	102
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Animals Bred:	31
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7611
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9528	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	8363
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4965
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Votes:	8616
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Votes:	7501	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crops Grown:	6417
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Players:	104/600	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchantments Applied:	102
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14