come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is your boredom! we have more fun than a barrel of creepers at a block party! our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the nether!

we got more than 6,700 ways to off yourself in style with our suicide-themed challenges! jump off a cliff, drown in a lake, get blown up by a creeper – the possibilities are endless! but wait, there’s more! we also have over 10,200 murder mysteries for you to solve! who killed steve? was it herobrine? or maybe it was a sneaky enderman!

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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 14
Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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