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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3634 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Potions Brewed: | 46 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! In this server, we have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week. Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest. It’s a test of endurance like no other.
And don’t forget about our AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3. For just $25 a month, you can have unlimited generations of hilariously nonsensical prompts to keep you entertained while you build your virtual empire.
Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing available for your in-game avatar, because why not? Dress to impress while you mine and craft your way to victory.
Join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in this Minecraft SMP? It’s a virtual world like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!
