| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2573 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1429 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8010 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Votes: | 9653 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1014 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4709 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8481 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9730 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2680 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1579 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 7543 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9840 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2870 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 3156 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1417 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
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A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!
A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.
A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.
A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.
A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3579 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 211 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Votes: | 2618 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.
Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8958 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Emeralds Found: | 428 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 312 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6050 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3772 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 145 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4305 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 77 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.
So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9525 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6004 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 96 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!
