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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7522 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?