BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Star Shards Collected:	249
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

“Why Are You Gay?” Minecraft Server

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, equality, Gay, Gender Identity, Homophobia, Homosexuality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ history, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, love is love, Minecraft, pride, queer, Server, sexual orientation, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to answer the age-old question: “WHY ARE YOU GAY?” Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, fabulous diamond armor, and a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves. You’ll never want to leave once you experience our pride parade through the Nether, complete with glitter cannons and a drag queen Ender Dragon. So come on, darling, join us and embrace your inner fabulousness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PerfectlyImperfect Minecraft SMP

beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body shaming, confidence building, cultural expectations, Diversity, emotional wellbeing, Insecurity, Internalized Racism, Minecraft, negative self-talk, PerfectlyImperfect, personal growth, racial identity, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-perception, sexual confidence, sexual experience, smp, societal pressure

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the roasties are plentiful and the drama is non-stop! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while navigating through a world filled with spicy gossip and scandalous rumors.

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a little extra excitement in their Minecraft experience. From secret love triangles to epic pranks gone wrong, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why should you join us? Well, for starters, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map that is said to be guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing diamond armor. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server admin.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to perfecting the art of trolling. If you think you have what it takes to outwit these master pranksters, then our server is the perfect place for you.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems in our crazy world.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	285
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Break Blocks Club Anarchy Lifesteal

Adrenaline, Anarchy, anarchy server, Brutal, Challenging, Chaos, competitive, Destruction, Griefing, Hardcore, INTENSE, LifeSteal, MAYHEM, PvP, Raiding, ruthless, savage, Survival, Thrill, UNFORGIVING

Yo, welcome to the official server of Mountains of Lava Inc., where we break blocks, hearts, and your will to live. This is an anarchy server, so if you’re here to build a masterpiece, good luck keeping it. Nothing’s safe—your base, your gear, your sanity. We love watching it all burn. Think you’re tough enough to survive in our playground of chaos? Come at us. Build all you want, but don’t cry when it’s rubble by morning. (hax are cool. If it doesn’t break server no1 curr)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7025	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1549	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Civilization RolePlay

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A new realistic civilization server! We are freshly started and looking for players to help test out our server and get involved in our Civilization Role Play! We have towns and a whole Earth to explore! More features are coming soon, get in on the ground floor and establish your economic dominance before others get the chance!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

No. 203534339 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land dressed in a diamond-studded chicken suit. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be warned, one of those wishes might just turn your house into a giant block of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Astral Projections Made:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition

brudar, Diskussion, Edition, forum, humor, jämföra, jämförelse, Minecraft, samhälle, skämt, skräp, skräptråd, skräpupplaga, smp, snopp, snoppar, svensk humor, svensk kultur, svenska brudar, svenska tjejer, svenskhet, sverige, trad, TrashySwede

In this crazy Minecraft SMP, we are all about causing chaos and having a blast! Join us if you want to challenge Swedish supermodels to a dance-off, or compare the size of your pixelated pickaxes. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter in this server! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world. Join if you dare!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Aetheria Cobblemon

Aetheria, anti-grief, Biomes, Cobblemon, Community, Double Shiny Odds, Economy, Global Trading System, Legendary Spawns, Minecraft, No Fall Damage, NPC Shopkeepers, Pokehunts, pokemon, Pokeriding, Shiny Particles, Special Pokemon, starter, Survival, Terralith, Unique, Vanilla

Welcome to Aetheria, a strange and mystical region! Here you will find some very unique Pokémon, found no-where else in the world! Join our growing community, and discover the wonders of this unusual land.

Features: • Cobblemon • Double Shiny Odds, and Over 100 Special Pokémon • Your choice of a Normal, Shiny, or Special Variant Starter • Global Trading System (GTS), and NPC Shopkeepers • Legendary Spawns, and Shiny Particles • Anti-Grief/Raid, and No Fall Damage • Pokehunts – catch Pokémon for rewards! • Pokeriding – hop on your favourite Pokémon and explore! • Terralith – overhauled vanilla biomes with more variety and interesting features!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Potions Brewed:	138	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Anarchy mode, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Free Admin, Friends system, gold block, Grief, Leveling, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, PvP, Quests, responsive administration, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9190
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	mMinecraft.org
Address	https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
Features	Never reset Minimal to no anticheat Minimal to no rules Custom mobs Custom plugins Custom enchants Guns Optional protection blocks 2b2t fitmc Top balance and vote cash prize Free ranks Free 32k kits Vanilla Tekkit Disguises Skyblock Areas can be claimed with a protection sponge but be destroyed with explosives, make sure to cover it Many more

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any reset on the server?	No, the server never resets.
Are there any strict rules on the server?	Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
What are the available game modes?	The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
Can players use protection blocks?	Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
Are there any cash prizes available?	Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Emeralds Found:	2867
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mines Excavated:	3908

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Animals Bred:	176
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Runes Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoCash4OldPals

Boundaries, friendship, letting go, loyalty, MONEY, moving on, NoCash4OldPals, old friends, past mistakes, personal boundaries, personal growth, POVERTY, probation, rap career, second chances, self improvement, setting boundaries, starting over, street life, Tough Decisions, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, celebrity influence, Ethics, Fame, fashion trends, image, influence on youth, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Morals, Music (Industry), Music Lyrics, personal growth, pop stars, PopVsRapRoleModels, public perception, rap stars, RESPONSIBILITY, role models, smp, social media, societal impact, success, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7182	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Obsidian Addicts United

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Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.